Mushroom 1 (Pip): "Can you believe this, Spore? Every time it rains, it’s like someone’s dumping a bucket of water on my head. I’m practically waterlogged!"
Mushroom 2 (Mossrot): "Oh please, Gloom, you’re just mad because you’re the only one who can’t handle a little drizzle. Maybe if you weren’t so sensitive, you’d be less of a soggy mess."
Mushroom 3 (Fungus): "Actually, I think it’s the sun that’s the real problem. Too bright, too hot. It’s like the sky’s trying to roast us alive. We should be complaining about that instead."